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ifitsbritishimprobablyafan:

miss-severus-holmes:

allofthesnaps:

letsboldlygomotherfuckers:

ohanameansfandom:

people-should-all-be-onions:

mydarlingangelgabriel:

Snape, Snape, Severus Snape, DUMBLEDORE

#why do we all know exactly what is happening in this post

BUT THAT IS NOT HOW IT GOES

Snape, Snape,SeverusSnape,DUMBLEDORE

EXACTLY

herrrrrrMIONE

ROOn, ROOn, ROOn Weeeeasley

harrypotterharrypotterOOHharrypotterharrypotterYEAHTHATSME

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Link 22 Apr 5 notes {Weekly Wolf Fic} Objects in Mirror by CayStar - Fic Central»

caystar13star:

My Bella/Paul story “Objects in Mirror” is the weekly wolf pick on Tricky Raven and FicCentral 😊
Check it out!
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9165934/1/Objects-in-Mirror

http://trickyraven.ning.com/groups/group/show?groupUrl=objects-in-mirror-ff

i love this author and most of her stories. this one is one of my faves.

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stuffmomnevertoldyou:

15 Ridiculous Products “For Men”

Bring on the man candles (aka “mandles”) and testicle deodorant!

Video 7 Apr 107,066 notes

madmothmiko:

Beautiful Graphic Art Made With Rolls of Packing Tape by Mark Khaisman

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Video 7 Apr 22,002 notes

tvatr:

I remember when I was little and I barely understood what plankton was saying, but now I do and it’s 10xs funnier

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Photo 7 Apr 198,091 notes thehamsteroflife:

h-o-r-n-g-r-y:

di-stressing:

it’s a shame the original caption for this is gone bc it was a really nice story. An author decided he wanted his 2000-ish word essay tattooed onto people, but only one word per person, if someone was to die, the story would be gone.It’s kind of amazing to think, imagine being that author and having a story that could never be read, yet it could be anywhere in the world. idk man I just think it’s pretty incredible.

"Shelley Jackson’s Skin project, a 2095-word story published exclusively in tattoos, one word each on as many willing volunteers, so it can never be read in its proper order, but just exists, pulsing, out in the world at all times."

do you realize what this is saying?you are part of a big story.if you were gone, the whole story would have something missing.this is great.

thehamsteroflife:

h-o-r-n-g-r-y:

di-stressing:

it’s a shame the original caption for this is gone bc it was a really nice story. An author decided he wanted his 2000-ish word essay tattooed onto people, but only one word per person, if someone was to die, the story would be gone.

It’s kind of amazing to think, imagine being that author and having a story that could never be read, yet it could be anywhere in the world. idk man I just think it’s pretty incredible.

"Shelley Jackson’s Skin project, a 2095-word story published exclusively in tattoos, one word each on as many willing volunteers, so it can never be read in its proper order, but just exists, pulsing, out in the world at all times."

do you realize what this is saying?
you are part of a big story.
if you were gone, the whole story would have something missing.
this is great.

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Video 7 Apr 113,752 notes

mountains-i-could-move:

heyfunniest:

basically, yes.

I’ve been laughing at this for ten minutes 

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Photo 22 Feb 4,616 notes tastefullyoffensive:

PhD Baby [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

PhD Baby [x]

Photo 22 Feb 5,780 notes geezerwench:

davidmccandlessphotography:

"Hidden Riches"

Indeed. Especially if this is an outhouse.

geezerwench:

davidmccandlessphotography:

"Hidden Riches"

Indeed. Especially if this is an outhouse.

Video 22 Feb 271,381 notes

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heartsmadeoutofstrings:

Remember all the times that your heart was ripped from your chest?

Disney movies (and others like it) taught us how to love, how to cherish life and how powerful death can be. At a young age, these were very important lessons.

YOU MOTHERFUCKER TOY STORY THREE CAME OUT WHEN I WAS 18 AND I BALWED LIKE A BABY YOUNG AGE MY FOOT

Video 22 Feb 746,261 notes

chibird:

ask-rainy-water-princess:

HELLO YES THE ARTIST OF ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL MOTIVATIONAL POSTS IS THE LOVELY CHIBIRD

okay yes carry on reblogging <3

Oh my goodness! This collection of my posts from last April has reached over 600,000+ notes, and that’s super exciting for me. Thank you to the sweet Keri for adding in the source. All my love and appreciation goes out to you guys, whether you’ve been following me for 3 years or 3 days. <3 

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thelovelytennantcollins:

wandererofgallifrey:

lumos5000:

95malene:

wondering how many miles I’ve scrolled on tumblr

and i would scroll 500 miles and i would scroll 500 more

just to be the one who scrolled uh-thousand miles to re-blog this once more

I like how david’s head hasn’t been tumblred.

he’s our leader

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Photo 22 Feb 102,027 notes jetn:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

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fingersareoptional:

*prepares party popper*


*nervously shakes the party popper*


*slowly falls asleep with the party popper*


*has a wonderful night with the party popper*


*gets married to the party popper*

It’s a beautiful evening in February. My wife and I are sitting at the fireplace, when suddenly a terrible image appears on the screen of my computer.

My wife looks at me. As I look in her terrified, cardboard eyes, filled with tears, she takes a deep breath, before saying with her shivering voice “It’s what you’ve always wanted, dear. Do it.” My hands start shaking and a lone tear rolls down my cheek. “I can’t, honey. I’m not like that anymore.” “I will do it.” a small voice behind us says. As I turn around, my eyes cross with my son; our son. “You don’t have to do this, Benedict.” I say, as I hold his hands.
Ignoring what I told him, young Benedict Popper-Are Optional holds my wife’s cardboard body in one hand, and her long, beautiful string in the other. With tears in my eyes, I turn my head away. A loud pop sounds behind me and I watch in terror as I see my wife’s confetti spread across the room.
"It’s what you’ve always wanted, dad…" my son says, putting his small, cardboard hand on my shoulder. "Yes," I say, "but not like this… Never like this…"

what the actual fuck

jetn:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

*prepares party popper*

*nervously shakes the party popper*

*slowly falls asleep with the party popper*

*has a wonderful night with the party popper*

*gets married to the party popper*

It’s a beautiful evening in February. My wife and I are sitting at the fireplace, when suddenly a terrible image appears on the screen of my computer.

My wife looks at me. As I look in her terrified, cardboard eyes, filled with tears, she takes a deep breath, before saying with her shivering voice “It’s what you’ve always wanted, dear. Do it.” My hands start shaking and a lone tear rolls down my cheek. “I can’t, honey. I’m not like that anymore.” “I will do it.” a small voice behind us says. As I turn around, my eyes cross with my son; our son. “You don’t have to do this, Benedict.” I say, as I hold his hands.

Ignoring what I told him, young Benedict Popper-Are Optional holds my wife’s cardboard body in one hand, and her long, beautiful string in the other. With tears in my eyes, I turn my head away. A loud pop sounds behind me and I watch in terror as I see my wife’s confetti spread across the room.

"It’s what you’ve always wanted, dad…" my son says, putting his small, cardboard hand on my shoulder. "Yes," I say, "but not like this… Never like this…"

what the actual fuck

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Photo 22 Feb 303,574 notes wilwheaton:

thejungleofmufasa:

andrysb24:

down-sizing:

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

canon Jesus is better than fandom Jesus

Canon Jesus is better than fandom Jesus

Canon Jesus is better than fandom JesusCanon Jesus is better than fandom JesusCanon Jesus is better than fandom JesusCanon Jesus is better than fandom Jesus

wilwheaton:

thejungleofmufasa:

andrysb24:

down-sizing:

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

canon Jesus is better than fandom Jesus

Canon Jesus is better than fandom Jesus

Canon Jesus is better than fandom Jesus
Canon Jesus is better than fandom Jesus
Canon Jesus is better than fandom Jesus
Canon Jesus is better than fandom Jesus

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Text 22 Feb 78,165 notes

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

reblog this 250 times if you hate hitting post limit

image

someone is..actually.. i… 

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